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June 14 2017

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merindab:

linssweater:

This thread omg

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rasec-wizzlbang:

she came for his fucking life, jesus christ

June 12 2017

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June 08 2017

just-shower-thoughts:

A typical white supremacist is the best proof of the fact that whites are not superior.

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

sidryan:

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

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vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

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June 07 2017

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micdotcom:

GOP nominee in Georgia’s 6th District special election says she doesn’t “support a livable wage”

  • Karen Handel, the Republican nominee in Georgia’s 6th District special election, said Tuesday she doesn’t “support a livable wage.”
  • The comment came in response to a question about raising the minimum wage during a debate with her Democratic rival, Jon Ossoff.
  • Ossoff said he supported a minimum wage increase, while Handel said she didn’t.
  • “I do not support a livable wage,” she said, painting her view as the “fundamental difference between a liberal and a conservative.”
  • “What I support is making sure we have an economy that is robust, with low taxes and less regulation so that those small businesses that would be dramatically hurt if you impose higher minimum wages on them are able to do what they do best: grow jobs and create good, paying jobs for the people of the 6th District,” Handel added. Read more (6/6/17)

Dumbass.

I need something different. I don’t know what it is, but I need something new.
— (via dadwhoiscalledbrad)
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socotic:

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

June 06 2017

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gayrapunzel:

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
Unknown
(via thelovejournals)
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:)

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theonion:

INDIANAPOLIS—Following the lead of Missouri, Oklahoma, and Georgia, the Indiana legislature Tuesday passed “HB 1679: Prohibiting Sexual Intercourse Of An Excessively Pleasurable Nature,” officially becoming the fourth state in the country to outlaw great sex. “Here in Indiana, we have long believed that sexual activity should be brief, unexceptional, and performed in the most perfunctory of ways, and the landmark legislation we sent to the governor today embodies the traditional values that are so deeply ingrained in this state,” said State Senator Mark Messmer in a morning news conference, explaining that any sexual relations in which the participants are mutually satisfied emotionally or physically would result in fines of up to $1,000, depending on how incredible the sex was. “By restricting sexual activity to seven minutes or less and banning all sexual positions within the state aside from the missionary position, this bold new law stands up for the passable, fairly mechanical sex that my fellow Hoosiers and I have long disinterestedly engaged in—and that we will continue to disinterestedly engage in, provided we do so no more than twice per calendar month, as per the legally mandated limit.” Messmer went on to say that he didn’t anticipate any negatives effects from the ban as nearly every Indiana resident was already in compliance with the new law.

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